So two of my most bro-tastic students have really shown their colors this week. One claims he will be late to the exam because of a court date (no doubt for a drug- or alcohol-related offense) that he totally forgot about. How does one forget such a thing?! The other called me on my cell phone after 4:30 pm to whine about his grade (even though they haven’t yet been computed). This guy was an utter fuckup and excusemaker all semester, so he picked one hell of a time to give a shit about his grade.

Someone please bring me a scotch, and quickly.