The heat index is currently 111. Yes. Really. Can I just pretend I have nothing to do until the heat index is x < 95? Please? We're in the middle of a 4-5 stretch of 100+ daily highs, with heat indices hovering around 105-115. DO NOT WANT.

This, of course, coming from the complete moron who ran a 5K in the scorching heat (heat index was 102 at the end of the race at 7:45 PM). Still not over that one. Oddly enough, I’ve been productive over the past week or so, but it takes a lot out of me. September or October can’t get here fast enough!