Haphazard Musings of a Budding Academic

TMI November 30, 2006

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So last night we were just hanging out watching Law and Order: SVU and Brubeck walks up beside me (I was on the couch) and proceeds to throw up next to my shoes. I sighed and ran to grab the paper towels to clean up the mess (not a whole lot). When I went to pick it up I realized that he had thrown up a pile of cat poop. My dog is the grossest thing EVER. Blehhhhh.
 

14 Responses to “TMI”

  1. hushdawg Says:

    *DIES LAUGHING*

    OMG…

    Okay…

    *breathes*

    This one time, after band camp, I was at home, and I made a wierd pie, but I used too much salt, and I dumped it out, and my dog (Rip) ate it, and then he got sick, and then threw it up, and then my other dog (Trash) ate THAT!!!!!

    • LOL. I wish I knew why dogs saw fit to eat the excretions of other animals. So gross.

      • hushdawg Says:

        I keep wondering about your icon in the OP… At first I thought it was an actual photo of the barfed up kitty-poo but then I realized that it’s a damn ugly Chinese Crested.

        That thing looks like the excrement of another animal it’s so damn ugly!

        That’s not your dog is it?

        BTW – “Barfed-up Kitty-Poo” totally sounds like a thrash metal band!

    • hushdawg Says:

      One more story…

      When I was wee little.. my parents had a cat named “Kittycat” (yeah, my parents are real savants when it comes to animal names.. they also have cats named “Punchkin” and “Peewee” and once had a rooster named “Nugget”).
      Anyway.. one christmas Kittcat decided to eat the entire Christmas Tree skirt.

      The whole thing…

      So for Christmas, Kittycat decorated her litterbox.. it was all red and white and sparkly.

      Mom should have taken pictures…

      Dad should have hung the lights…

      I wanted to put it at the chimney so Santa Claus could see it…

      But mom said that I shouldn’t do that if I wanted Santa to come back…

  2. dmaguire27 Says:

    Nasty!

    Bauer ate some needles from the garland we put up on our stair rail. It made his poop soft…and he pooped on the carpet three times! Yuck.

    -D.

    • Was it live garland? Almost any kind of plants (other than grass) will cause some “interesting” excretions. I had a puppy once that ate some flowers I’d thrown in the trash and it was a disaster. There was straight up liquid everywhere. It took me over an hour to clean everything up. Gag.

      • dmaguire27 Says:

        Nope, it was fake garland…I know if they eat live plants it can mess them up, but I was surprised that the fake stuff did it too. Of course, I didn’t realize what he had eaten until it came back out…I saw him sniffing around the floor and smacking like he was eating something, but when I grabbed him and opened his mouth I couldn’t find anything.

        -D.

  3. ladybug1116 Says:

    HAHAHAHA I am seriously LOL over here!! If it makes you feel any better, Bali eats Roxy’s shit on a regular basis. She will stand behind Roxy while she is doing her business and eat it while it’s fresh and you can tell it annoys Roxy b/c she tries to angle herself where Bali can’t be completely on top of her. GAG!!!!

  4. Yeah those bristly things are really rough on a puppy’s digestive system. They probably scoured his intestines so that explains the liquidy poop. Not harmful, just gross!

  5. hushdawg Says:

    D’oh!

    but…

    HEE!!!

  6. ladybug1116 Says:

    This whole post/comments thread has had me cracking up all day :)

    FYI Roxy is the dog in the icon :)


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